I use two different tools to track my website usage. Primarily, I use Google Analytics to measure trends, traffic sources, and generate pretty graphs that make me look sophisticated. I also use a self-hosted tool called Mint. Mint gives me realtime information about my site usage which is handy for spotting and responding to trends as they happen.
Yesterday, someone came to my website looking for a tape of “brian stuckey being murdered.” ಠ_ಠ It is worth noting that someone with whom I shared a name was murdered a few months ago (in fact, we were the same age at the time). Okay, so they probably aren’t looking for ME but they are looking for a tape of someone being brutally murdered. That brings me to my main point: WTF is wrong with people? Why would you WANT to watch something like that?